A literary dispute/poetry slam

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  1. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    If this story got any more Irish it would have 5 kids, 3 teeth and been kicked out of 6 pubs and a church.


    Pic sorta related, cuz I think James Joyce could have won the fight with out the vodka bottle.

    Oscar Wilde would've just tried to suck him off .
    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/cri...etry-1.3407774?mode=amp#.WpYaNcG-IKk.facebook
     
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    There once was a man from Dublin
    Who enjoyed drinkin' and thugin'
    'Said, "AHHHH Doan cha knowit.
    ther' go-as that fuckin' po-et.
    And went upstairs to bite his face off.
     
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  3. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Oh it's on like Ulysses Donkey kong

    So then said the poet
    I cannae just blow it,
    For Lassies I woo
    By spinning a rhyme or two,

    Now feck off or I'll bottle ur bloody arse
     
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    A second-rate artist of words
    Wrote of love and of battle by swords
    As he practiced one day
    Someone stopped by to say
    “BEGORRAH, THAT SHIT MUSIC HURTS!”

    As our poet of Dublin then saw
    His opponent had ran up and drawn
    The knife flashed in the air
    As the loon grabbed on some hair
    Then suddenly started to gnaw!

    A face is no food for a sane man
    But stability had left with some Jack Dan
    The poet had to think
    So he grabbed for a drink
    And tried to fight off the philistine with a pan

    On the ground, bleeding and ailing
    He thought that his last ship was sailing
    Lo, another man came in
    Who helped to interven’
    And they chased the villain away with some Bailey’s
     
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    Sweet mother Mary but that rings like a tale outta ol Tara it's self!

    Damn I'm ashamed I gotta try more betterer.
     
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