this is why i changed my avatar from reptile to smoke. you sick furry fuck. I hope shes fucking all your friends.
I hope you idiots know that he is totally fucking with all of you. That story was fucking lulz, I might even use it on my bitch girlfriend one day.
cybering with them is kind of okay although it's really sad to prefer it to the real thing but don't ever fuck a furry irl there is absolutely no way to do so without sticking your dick in crazy and i had to learn the hard way that there's a very good reason they always say not to
Suddenly it all makes sense... Most people may not know this, but piglets and I used to be roommates. One day I needed to use his computer real quick, as mine was broken, and anyway, I opened it up to find like, 30,000 stills from the movie Dragonheart, along with a ton of paint drawings piglet had done depicting a badly drawn Sean Connery screaming "IM THE DRAGON NOW DRGON (sic)" and changing into a dragon (with shitting tits), and another 30,000 Jurassic Park lawyer vore stills, of the t-rex eating the lawyer on the crapper. This was back before I knew what either vore or furry (or shitting dick nipples) was, mind you. I just thought he was a really big fan of early cg... In retrospect, I am not at all shocked with the events that have transpired. Piglets for sure has a hald-dead gecko fletched up his ass as we speak. His gf doesn't know what a bullet she dodged. When that lizard up his ass inevitably rots and gives him reptile aids, he's not going to become a ninja turtle like he expects... t's going to be messy and gross. His gf needs a real man, into normal fetish like anal and watersports and playrap, not that sicko Barney fucking stuff. DON'T WORRY PIGLETS -- SHES WITH ME NOW.
Besides being my on-again-off-again roommte, piglets and i used to work at the pet shop together. it was our duty to feed the snakes, which was usually with pinkies (dead baby mice) but piglets always used his dick. he'd dangle his head in the snakes face and naturally the snake would grab hold and try in vain to swallow piglets stunted dick. he used to tell me how it was to "simulate the movements of prey" to get the snake to eat, but i often wondered 'why his dick, and why 5 times a day?'
the snakes we defanged and really, the average snake just doesnt have the power to strip a man of his dick - just massage the entire think with strong muscle contravtions the whole length down its smooth, shaped gullet.
that's actually how we met back when being furry was still about, you know, anthropomorphic animals but that was a long time ago i quit that scene after i realised what a circlejerk of moralfaggotry and pitymongering it had become the fact that my ex was and is p.much the type to suck a half-necrotised dick for free furry art didn't help matters either of course
