A letter to my soon to be ex.

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by Explodingpiglets, Sep 1, 2011.

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    TL;DR:Yiff yiff,furfaggotry.
     
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    Absolute fag shit
     
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    this is why i changed my avatar from reptile to smoke. you sick furry fuck. I hope shes fucking all your friends.
     
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    that in & of itself would be a big downer for me...
    good move to dump her.
     
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    This makes me feel bad, simply because I'm still single.
     
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    fur fag if i ever see you you better hope we are in a desert with no trees or rope.
     
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    Granted. But the desert is Dubai...
     
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    That would be lovely. We would have yiff out in the open with nobody else around. :3
     
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    This is amusing ,and sickening at the same time . I am conflicted.
     
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    I hope you idiots know that he is totally fucking with all of you. That story was fucking lulz, I might even use it on my bitch girlfriend one day.
     
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    Excuse me, but I care about this a lot. Stop being an insensitive ass.
     
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    cybering with them is kind of okay
    although it's really sad to prefer it to the real thing
    but don't ever fuck a furry irl
    there is absolutely no way to do so without sticking your dick in crazy
    and i had to learn the hard way that there's a very good reason they always say not to
     
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    And you know this by experience? I assume .
     
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    i was engaged to a furry. would not repeat the experience. ;~;
     
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    Did you know it was furry?
     
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    Suddenly it all makes sense...

    Most people may not know this, but piglets and I used to be roommates. One day I needed to use his computer real quick, as mine was broken, and anyway, I opened it up to find like, 30,000 stills from the movie Dragonheart, along with a ton of paint drawings piglet had done depicting a badly drawn Sean Connery screaming "IM THE DRAGON NOW DRGON (sic)" and changing into a dragon (with shitting tits), and another 30,000 Jurassic Park lawyer vore stills, of the t-rex eating the lawyer on the crapper.

    This was back before I knew what either vore or furry (or shitting dick nipples) was, mind you. I just thought he was a really big fan of early cg...

    In retrospect, I am not at all shocked with the events that have transpired. Piglets for sure has a hald-dead gecko fletched up his ass as we speak. His gf doesn't know what a bullet she dodged. When that lizard up his ass inevitably rots and gives him reptile aids, he's not going to become a ninja turtle like he expects... t's going to be messy and gross.

    His gf needs a real man, into normal fetish like anal and watersports and playrap, not that sicko Barney fucking stuff.

    DON'T WORRY PIGLETS -- SHES WITH ME NOW.

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    Oh my!
     
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    Besides being my on-again-off-again roommte, piglets and i used to work at the pet shop together. it was our duty to feed the snakes, which was usually with pinkies (dead baby mice) but piglets always used his dick. he'd dangle his head in the snakes face and naturally the snake would grab hold and try in vain to swallow piglets stunted dick.
    he used to tell me how it was to "simulate the movements of prey" to get the snake to eat, but i often wondered 'why his dick, and why 5 times a day?'
     
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    And how is that he din't lose his penis?
     
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    the snakes we defanged and really, the average snake just doesnt have the power to strip a man of his dick - just massage the entire think with strong muscle contravtions the whole length down its smooth, penis shaped gullet.
     
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    wow poor snake, being abused by that sickfuck.
     
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    This is hilarious
     
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    WTF?!?!
     
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    that's actually how we met
    back when being furry was still about, you know, anthropomorphic animals
    but that was a long time ago
    i quit that scene after i realised what a circlejerk of moralfaggotry and pitymongering it had become
    the fact that my ex was and is p.much the type to suck a half-necrotised dick for free furry art didn't help matters either of course
     
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