A leave message to encyclopedia dramatica.

Discussion in 'Complaint Department' started by Another_n00b, Nov 22, 2011.

  1. Another_n00b

    Another_n00b
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2011
    Messages:
    21
    Hello, everyone.
    I would just like to say something about your beloved, so precious encyclopedia dramatica.
    You are not funny. You are under the mistaken impression associating yourself with 4chan makes you badass, and completely immune to any sort of hating. You think posting articles on people you don't like is a great and incredibly responsible way to use a wiki. You seemingly believe that outside of your parent's basement, that "lulz" (an ultimately pointless corruption of LOL) and "pwn" (A term used by kids in online games when they somehow got one over the pros) is the only way to categorise tragedies such as 9/11.

    You believe that internet relay chat is not outdated and inconvenient as opposed to something which isn't 20 years old. You believe that libel and harassment are all well and good as long as it is done on "lolcows" (people who are constantly stalked by people half their age). You think that your home country (I'm guessing america) is a hundred times better than it actually is. Your only knowledge of asperger's syndrome comes from the south-park parody episode. You think that documenting your little circle-jerks on a message board are fucking hilarious and deserve to be featured so it can unwillingly drive away newcomers. You believe charging your users $250 to keep this archive of scum and villainy active is a valid way of sucking money out of kid's wallets.
    You are wrong.

    Encyclopedia dramatica is shit. Uncyclopedia, uncyclopedia for fuck's sake is funnier than you. I wish I never decided to walk into this shit-fest, when I still had some hope for it. After dwelling in this den of shite for too long, I realize it for what it is. It is a badly-maintaned, shock-humour based, meme-spouting, kid-infested waste of mediawiki software that takes the absolute worst bits of both wikipedia and 4chan and combines them into a smelly, puss-filled sluggish crapflooded mess. You can say you're allied with anonymous all you want, but just because they occasionally post there doesn't make you the backbone of the internet hate machine. I know you haven't realized this yet; this is because I genuinely believe you all to be a bit thick.

    Go ahead. Threaten me all you want, you can say that you can destroy me, but I always take something into account: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. I don't give a flying fuck in a rabbit hutch if you call me a pussy, as you are psychically un-able to make a meaningful reply. Any kind of criticism you send me is meaningless, as it is nothing but text on a computer screen. This was pointed out on a thread, but let me put it into perspective. All those articles are nothing but text on a computer screen, and unlike wikipedia, is not useful to anyone other than you're overly-attached userbase. I don't even care now, as you are all pathetic cunts who will never mean anything to me ever again after I post this message.
    Goodbye and fuck off.
     
  2. Rape Train

    Rape Train
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2011
    Messages:
    1,275
    Occupation:
    Worst drug dealer ever
    Keep up the quality posting; this is what I like to see.
     
  3. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:
    Looks like your faggot ass cared enough to write an angry letter.
     
  4. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:
    Also I will 9/11 you and your family.
     
  5. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    36,837
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    Iz dat sum OC I bee sein dar?
     
  6. Patroclus Rex

    Patroclus Rex
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    1,376
    I'll get the Welcome Back banner.
     
  7. Khanzer

    Khanzer
    Expand Collapse
    EDF official mascot

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    7,516
    Occupation:
    Wizard
  8. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:
    Also 4chan is gay
     
  9. endsenten

    endsenten
    Expand Collapse
    Knows where you sleep

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    3,634
    So, which article made u raeg?

    Also this
    Nice way to kill your own statement, dumbass.
     
  10. Rock

    Rock
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    4,645
    Occupation:
    Pretty boy swag'n
    Home Page:
    Lotsa words
     
  11. Garrett

    Garrett
    Expand Collapse
    DMCA Dumpster

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    681
    Occupation:
    Rooting you
    Home Page:
    We store words on a website. I don't know where you're getting the impression that we believe ourselves to be some safe haven for Anonymous activity.

    Anyway, bye.
     
  12. Fumo161

    Fumo161
    Expand Collapse
    Faggot

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2011
    Messages:
    1,807
    OP, you couldn't pour the piss out of a boot even if the instructions were on the heel.
     
  13. Squall741

    Squall741
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2011
    Messages:
    627
    tl; dr

    Who the fuck are you and why are you making this pointless thread?
     
  14. h0xnbl0w

    h0xnbl0w
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2011
    Messages:
    405
    Occupation:
    Dungeon Keeper
    Home Page:
    And nothing of value was lost.
     
  15. Another_n00b

    Another_n00b
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2011
    Messages:
    21
    [CODE]tl; dr

    Who the fuck are you?[/CODE]
    And who are you too?

    Code:
    [B]OP, you couldn't pour the piss out of a boot even if the instructions were on the heel.[/B]
    
    Because posts must immediately be dismissed if they even resemble a copypasta. Where is your logic? I was just doing it in the same style.

    EDIT: Post deleted by OP, restored by administration.
     
  16. Sir Oswald Mosley

    Sir Oswald Mosley
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2011
    Messages:
    76
    It took you week to figure that out?
     
  17. Beefcake

    Beefcake
    Expand Collapse
    Best-selling author

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    2,302
    I agree, we're not funny.
     
  18. oddguy

    oddguy
    Expand Collapse
    The Prime Memeister

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    26,816
    Occupation:
    rare deepwater jew
    Home Page:
    i'm going to resist the urge to make a knee jerk response here.
    but i know other will not.
    so instead here is a list of all possible replies that might appear on the rest of this thread.

    1.Carefully picking apart your arguments.
    A pointless waste of time that will only prove how butthurt you are,regardless of weather you make good points or not.Acting aloof as you do it will convince no one.

    2.Acussing this guy of trolling.
    if you are wrong your reply is stupid and child like.if not,you are giving him exactly what he wants.

    3.Spouting memes.
    LOL U MAD !?!?... shut the fuck up.

    4.Pretending to agree with him.
    WOW your not butthurt at all !

    The best thing to do is fight the urge to prove him wrong and just not reply.

    oh... who am i kidding ?

    NO U ! NO U ! NO U ! NO U ! NO U !
     
  19. Sir Oswald Mosley

    Sir Oswald Mosley
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2011
    Messages:
    76
    lol, he deleted his reply
     
  20. ASSBLONKER

    ASSBLONKER
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2011
    Messages:
    81
    IM STROKING MY ANUS WHILE CONTEMPLATING A WITTY COMMENT
     
  21. Khanzer

    Khanzer
    Expand Collapse
    EDF official mascot

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    7,516
    Occupation:
    Wizard
    :qq:

    But being serious, ED is not so funny, mostly of the articles area big miss and hit.
     
  22. Allele

    Allele
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2011
    Messages:
    638
    Occupation:
    Student
    Quality post, chap.
     
  23. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

    1H4T3NUMB3R5
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2011
    Messages:
    2,829
    Occupation:
    Snek
    oh yea! well..your faces..words...are...shit... mom...meaningless....saxifrage..while sitting in a pile of.....applejuice....your fat...
     
  24. oddguy

    oddguy
    Expand Collapse
    The Prime Memeister

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    26,816
    Occupation:
    rare deepwater jew
    Home Page:
    Also,what the fuck is "A leave message" ?
     
  25. Another_n00b

    Another_n00b
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2011
    Messages:
    21
    I am surprised anyone replied at all.
    I thought ED believed any sort of criticism regarding itself to be "shit nobody cares about"?
     
  26. zaiger

    zaiger
    Expand Collapse
    2017 Faggot Of The Year

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    9,343
    Occupation:
    Dramaticorp
    Home Page:
    Apparently you don't know anything about ED.
     
  27. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

    1H4T3NUMB3R5
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2011
    Messages:
    2,829
    Occupation:
    Snek
    a message people post to make sure everyon e knows he's upsett and leaving
     
  28. oddguy

    oddguy
    Expand Collapse
    The Prime Memeister

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    26,816
    Occupation:
    rare deepwater jew
    Home Page:
    Everyone who replied either mocked or ignored you.

    Everything you wrote is either something we already knew or something you assumed incorrectly.

    if you don't know people on ED know ED is shit,then you don't know ED.
     
  29. zaiger

    zaiger
    Expand Collapse
    2017 Faggot Of The Year

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    9,343
    Occupation:
    Dramaticorp
    Home Page:
    I would like to add that this is all because baby Robert is butthurt because nobody on the Wiki thinks he is funny.
     
  30. Rape Train

    Rape Train
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2011
    Messages:
    1,275
    Occupation:
    Worst drug dealer ever
    I think that this is something that should be encouraged. On ED, nothing is sacred; not even ED. Of course some stuff was too obvious, like saying Uncyclopedia is funny, or that we're closely related to 4chan. Those are the sort of things that someone who knows something about ED would say to make us rage, not someone that's been here for less than a week.

    It also helps to show who the ED circle jerkers are. PROTIP: It's all of us.