Hello, everyone. I would just like to say something about your beloved, so precious encyclopedia dramatica. You are not funny. You are under the mistaken impression associating yourself with 4chan makes you badass, and completely immune to any sort of hating. You think posting articles on people you don't like is a great and incredibly responsible way to use a wiki. You seemingly believe that outside of your parent's basement, that "lulz" (an ultimately pointless corruption of LOL) and "pwn" (A term used by kids in online games when they somehow got one over the pros) is the only way to categorise tragedies such as 9/11. You believe that internet relay chat is not outdated and inconvenient as opposed to something which isn't 20 years old. You believe that libel and harassment are all well and good as long as it is done on "lolcows" (people who are constantly stalked by people half their age). You think that your home country (I'm guessing america) is a hundred times better than it actually is. Your only knowledge of asperger's syndrome comes from the south-park parody episode. You think that documenting your little circle-jerks on a message board are fucking hilarious and deserve to be featured so it can unwillingly drive away newcomers. You believe charging your users $250 to keep this archive of scum and villainy active is a valid way of sucking money out of kid's wallets. You are wrong. Encyclopedia dramatica is shit. Uncyclopedia, uncyclopedia for fuck's sake is funnier than you. I wish I never decided to walk into this shit-fest, when I still had some hope for it. After dwelling in this den of shite for too long, I realize it for what it is. It is a badly-maintaned, shock-humour based, meme-spouting, kid-infested waste of mediawiki software that takes the absolute worst bits of both wikipedia and 4chan and combines them into a smelly, puss-filled sluggish crapflooded mess. You can say you're allied with anonymous all you want, but just because they occasionally post there doesn't make you the backbone of the internet hate machine. I know you haven't realized this yet; this is because I genuinely believe you all to be a bit thick. Go ahead. Threaten me all you want, you can say that you can destroy me, but I always take something into account: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. I don't give a flying fuck in a rabbit hutch if you call me a pussy, as you are psychically un-able to make a meaningful reply. Any kind of criticism you send me is meaningless, as it is nothing but text on a computer screen. This was pointed out on a thread, but let me put it into perspective. All those articles are nothing but text on a computer screen, and unlike wikipedia, is not useful to anyone other than you're overly-attached userbase. I don't even care now, as you are all pathetic cunts who will never mean anything to me ever again after I post this message. Goodbye and fuck off.
We store words on a website. I don't know where you're getting the impression that we believe ourselves to be some safe haven for Anonymous activity. Anyway, bye.
[CODE]tl; dr Who the fuck are you?[/CODE] And who are you too? Code: [B]OP, you couldn't pour the piss out of a boot even if the instructions were on the heel.[/B] Because posts must immediately be dismissed if they even resemble a copypasta. Where is your logic? I was just doing it in the same style. EDIT: Post deleted by OP, restored by administration.
i'm going to resist the urge to make a knee jerk response here. but i know other will not. so instead here is a list of all possible replies that might appear on the rest of this thread. 1.Carefully picking apart your arguments. A pointless waste of time that will only prove how butthurt you are,regardless of weather you make good points or not.Acting aloof as you do it will convince no one. 2.Acussing this guy of trolling. if you are wrong your reply is stupid and child like.if not,you are giving him exactly what he wants. 3.Spouting memes. LOL U MAD !?!?... shut the fuck up. 4.Pretending to agree with him. WOW your not butthurt at all ! The best thing to do is fight the urge to prove him wrong and just not reply. oh... who am i kidding ? NO U ! NO U ! NO U ! NO U ! NO U !
oh yea! well..your faces..words...are...shit... mom...meaningless....saxifrage..while sitting in a pile of.....applejuice....your fat...
I am surprised anyone replied at all. I thought ED believed any sort of criticism regarding itself to be "shit nobody cares about"?
Everyone who replied either mocked or ignored you. Everything you wrote is either something we already knew or something you assumed incorrectly. if you don't know people on ED know ED is shit,then you don't know ED.
I would like to add that this is all because baby Robert is butthurt because nobody on the Wiki thinks he is funny.
I think that this is something that should be encouraged. On ED, nothing is sacred; not even ED. Of course some stuff was too obvious, like saying Uncyclopedia is funny, or that we're closely related to 4chan. Those are the sort of things that someone who knows something about ED would say to make us rage, not someone that's been here for less than a week. It also helps to show who the ED circle jerkers are. PROTIP: It's all of us.