A gift for you. Patrick John Coleman thread.

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  1. zaiger

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    Relatively untouched virgin lolcow. Here he is posting a video of himself calling the police to report trolls:



    Check out his channel and other videos, he makes like 10 videos a day replying to troll comments.
    We have a new article on him too. https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Patrick_John_Coleman
     
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    Hahahaha... @hipcrime get in here :)
    This is just cosmic.




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    ...oh that nail polish :D
     
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    He actually did the "Hello, police? I'm being trolled".
     
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    Dat shirt is cosmic. I didn't know they made sleeveless muscleshirts with airbrushed outerspace cats on them.


    I think he might be a wizard.
     
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    Here he channels his dead 20 year old boyfriend who tells him that he killed himself to become his spirit guide:
     
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    lol wtf
     
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    :picard: faggots.
     
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    calling the cops about trolls always works...

    Are WE the page he's complaining about?
     
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    I'm not sure. He says his psychic friend told him about a page that says his days are numbered. Our page doesn't say anything like that. I am sure he will say something once he notices it.
     
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    Please update to page to properly reflect that.
     
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    Here is a video debunking him
     
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    The page doesnt have anything about the phone call or death threats yet, im sure someone will update it soon.
     
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    I'm sure it will.

    Here is an image of old man Coleman and his child lover Vitaliy:

    patrick-john-coleman-vilaliy.
     
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    The end of this one is funny, he channels a demon named Big Daddy to keep trolls away.
     
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    This one's a mess. I see AIDSface and his lover looks like they might have trans* issues, in addition to the shaman's obvious drug problem. As for the black eye, i believe Vitaly's assessment that he fell from the couch while high, and bonked his eye on the corner of a table.
     
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    I needed your expertise and elder knowledge to give a proper outlook of the incredibly cosmic scenario of fuckery..
     
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    What a meltdown. If he has a braincell left from the opiates, bentos, and booze he will delete everything soon.

    God just looking at his face in recent videos compared to ones from a couple years ago... This guy is fucked.
     
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    Totes....
    Post a pic in the Yearbook thread.
     
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    Here's Patrick spewing hatred:

    You guys seem cool, but I'm paranoid about facial recognition software.. Like if my boss can just search-by-face with a pic of me and find this account in the future.
     
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    It is my duty to ask... so, don't be a fag.
     
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    He just made a flounce video. I hope he doesn't remove his videos.

     
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    Here's the kid's youtube account.

    He made a great trap and could've lived to see better days :(

     
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    PJC finally stopped posting embarrassing videos all day. It's been almost a week since his last incoherent vlog post.

    Maybe he realized that 90% of his audience was trolls and rubberneckers now. Or maybe he got tired of being shit all over his purple hair in the comments.
    Or maybe he :anhero:

    ...But in all likelihood he'll back whoring for attention in a day or two.
     
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    Shit that makes you go "There's no way this is real... Oh shit it is."

    Meth is a hell of a drug.