A Geriatric Fucks Up an Old Painting

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    How does an artist ruin someone else's work this badly?

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    someone needs her paints & brushes taken away.
     
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    Christ looks all derpy in the second one.
     
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    Story says she was an "amateur artist" (everyone can be considered an "amateur artist").

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    Looks like an ape.
     
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    No...it...looks...terrifying. Black eyes. Small face. Mouthless.
     
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    LMGDAO!

    What an improvement, I want a print.
     
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    second picture is better.
     
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    He looks happier, I'll give her that.
     
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    This is why we should ban hipsters from trying to be artists. They have no talent.
     
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    This is exactly why you put old people in senior living centers after the age of 60 and take their car keys and freedom away.
     
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    She must of been a Jew.
     
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    As for what to do with it, just do what you would with any fuck ugly picture: THROW THE FUCKING THING AWAY. Fuck the old woman's feelings, she ruined the picture. Throw it out, get rid of it, it looks like a hairy potato, take the old woman's paint brushes away, privilege revoked for being a stupid, old cunt.
     
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    Is it bad that I think the original was a terrible painting to begin with?
     
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    I have no idea how the original painter thought a poor Jewish carpenter living in the desert would look like a fat Greek.
     
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    neither do i...
     
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