A Chink's 5-year old kid is better than you.

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  1. Aroukar

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    Source: http://www.today.com/moms/extreme-parenting-father-encourages-5-year-old-son-be-worlds-8C11089735
     
  2. minty

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    he'll be dead before he's 8
     
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    Please. I was piloting like you wouldn't believe before I hit seven. In videogames.
     
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    I'd hate to say it but- odds are that thing he's flying will probably explode at one point or another...
     
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    He made his kid, dressed as a naked shota climb with him up Mt. Fuji, and they had to be rescued by helicopter. He said that it is the parent's will that shapes the child into who the parent want's them to be.
    Well, he says what they're going to do next is a hiking trip through Tibet, so I wouldn't give that kid much of a chance regardless.
     
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    So they're thinking about banning homework for primary school. Maybe then they'll have more time to do stuff like this.
     
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    Psshhh. You train all Asians to fly at 6 months by throwing them off skyscrœpers. The ones that fail become Japanese hentai artists.
     
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    I try.

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    Bloody Asians, man. When they're not killing themselves trying to be perfect they're killing their spawn.
     
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    Didn't Disney make a movie about this? With like...geese 'n shit. Starring some spergish little girl.
     
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    This reminds me of the people who enjoy spray-painting their poodles.
     
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    The Chinese are preparing to Pearl Harbor us with their supply of excess children, I'm calling it now.
     
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    We need more azns in general to put lead, melamine, arsenic and thallium in the food that gets shipped to the US and more azn women for Americans to rape.