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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    When i watched Avatar in 3D for the first time i had a bad case of the stomach flu, my guts were making all these aweful sounds, and i had constant flatulence,

    anyway when i was watching the film, i was hit by a sudden spastic attack i felt some very painful cramps in my stomach and i ended up shitting myself it was some sort of @ExplosiveDiareah with what seemed to be blood, except it didn't smell.
    I rushed out of the theatre and drove straight home and apologized to the manager over the phone, i told him i wanted to clean up the mess myself and burn the seat for him, and pay for a new one, but he apologized to me, he seemed to think the 3D effects caused it.

    I know that 3D causes headaches and migraines but i never heard of it causing someone to shit themselves, i mean i did tell him that i had stomach bug, but he offered me a free session to the 2D version.
    What nice people they are.

    So now i buy an ice cream or something from their concession stand everytime i go to the cinema just to help them pay their bills, Cinemas don't make alot of money.
     
  2. minty

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    collar of doom.
     
  3. Akula

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    I'm seeing the new Spiderman in 3D on opening night with a few classmates...
    FML.
    I fucking hate 3D so goddamn much.
     
  4. CallMeMaggot

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    Nice ending...good manners always must be rewarded

    But, on a side note...did u jus tagged yourself?

    Wow, u really like yourself to take notice of ur threads
     
  5. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Why shouldn't you tag someone when their name happens to be a medical diagnosis?
     
  6. CallMeMaggot

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    Oh, u want the medical diagnosis to take notice of this thread. That makes even more sense. Kudos.
     
  7. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Any time is a good time to take a shit.