5 dead in a shooting by, oh who cares about this shit anymore?

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  1. GSTalbert1

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    Another crazy gunman killed some people for no reason this time in LA.

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    I think that's one of them.

    CNN said this:

    here's some sauce

    The end.
     
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    This nigga is smart compared to the last nigga that did this in Cali - Christopher Dorner.

    He knew that whatever fun he was going to have with his toys he had to do it quickly and he did. If I was in his situation I would have done things almost exactly the way he did except maybe I would have demanded a quickie from the cunt I carjacked before going out in a blaze of glory

    Going out in a gunfight is the true American way and what we have here is a true American just like Abe Lincoln.

    In fact he reminds me very much of Abe Lincoln
     
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    The answer to this problem is obviously more guns.
     
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    That is some sexual frustration my friend.
     
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    IF EVERYBODY HAD GUNS THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED AND THE MURDERER WOULD BE SHOT BEFORE HE COULD DO ANYTHING

    *Amazing Grace plays in the background, a sole American flag fluttering slowly in the breeze as a bald eagle swoops down in slow motion, holding a bag of McDonald's burgers*
     
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    Only five? Psh

    2012 Spoiled us in the mass murder department.
     
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    Processed foods are the US's #1 export. Due to a report in the 70s claiming fat was causing heart problems, our shit now doesn't have any fat which makes it taste like cardboard shit. To make our shit taste synthetically good we pumped it full of high fructose corn syrup, aka sugar which is what was really causing all of our health problems. Fiber is what makes sugar edible, which is why you always find sugar in nature side by side with tons of fiber (pulp) but it would kill the shelf life of products and that's why the FDA won't mention it in the food pyramid.

    No conspiracy, just retardation.
     
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    LETS BAN ALL THE GUNS OBVIOUSLY THE PROBLEM IS NOT THE INSANE MUTHAFUCKERS WHO CAN KILL PEOPLE WITH ONLY A SPOON BUT ALL THE LAW RESPECTING CITIZENS WHO USE GUNS FOR SELF PROTECTION

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    BAN GUNS?! NONSENSE. IT IS OUR RIGHT TO HAVE WEAPONRY IN EACH AND EVERY HOUSEHOLD!
     
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    YOU FUCKING GUN NUT SEE ALL THE INNOCENT ANGELS WHO DIE EVERYDAY BY YOUR SELFISH PATHETIC FALLEN TRADITION OF COLLECTING GUNS LIKE A RETARD OMG LOOK AT THIS GUY SERIOUSLY
     
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    Everytime Congress votes on gun laws angel raep happens

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    why a nigger man? :/
     
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    You (along with nearly every other person in existence) already have a multitude of weaponry in your house.
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    Our main export is soldiers. Just as it should be.
     
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    As a mexican I'd think you'd know there's more than one kind of brown sugar, sugar ;)


    There is a difference. They want to ban guns for the same reason the nobility implored the church to ban crossbows. It takes years to train a good bowman, it takes a day to train a shithead to point and shoot.
     
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    lol yeah that looks like a mutherfucking cholo
     
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    Ahem, I think that @Dr_Rice has stated explicitly that the EDF party is EXPLICITLY pro gun.

    Any statements to the contrary are merely butthurt liberalism. What has this place come to, you're in here making fun of conservatives and whining about guns like fucking REDDITORS. You should be HAPPY, that 5 people, probably ALL BLACK, are dead.
     
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    This isn't a conservative website shithead. Everything is made fun of here and no one whines and complains as much as you. Not if I could string together the assholes of every Obama supporter in the US together could I get the level of butthurt your bald fat-ass tripes around here. If you have a problem with people fucking with conservatives then get the fuck out you yuppie bitch :frog:
    Liberal has a diff meaning for Aussies you stupid fuck.
     
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    Fuck yeah, Nanael
     
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    So you're still pretending to be French then?