2nd Amendment Thraed? 2nd Amendment Thraed!

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  1. Stormtrooper

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    Just going to dump my assorted firearms/edged weaponry, along with brief descriptions of each. Without further adieu:

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    Here is the collection together in all it's glory, accompanied with my old service cover. I'm onboard a SeaArk patrol vessel, cruising the bay and shit.
     
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    In this picture is an upclose view of my baby, my trusty Colt M4 Carbine, chambered in 5.56mm, I have 3 30 round magazines on me at all times, in case of y'know, zombies, wild nigger attacks etc:

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    Who the fuck needs guns? A crossbow can take down a fucking elk, and you don't have to go through all the legal bullshit to get one. I don't think they're even classified as firearms, or even weapons. I think the term is "sports utility."
     
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    Here is my trusty sidearm, a used and abused M92FS Beretta handgun. With 45 round of 9mm with me at all times as well, I'm pretty much set to encounter any threat. Make note of the blue stenciling. It's government issue surplus, and I'm fond of the old girl. Had her since '01, and she still fires true:

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    Up next is my EDC (every day carry) knife, my trusty SOG (Special Operations Group) tactical folding knife. Sharp as all fuck, I keep on me in case a motherfucker wants to act up, ya dig?

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    Last but not least, is my KaBar Marine Corps fighting knife. I brought this baby with me to every deployment in my 10 years of serving, and you won't find a better, more reliable, sturdy knife that only sets you back about 50 bux US:

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    Tell me son are you upset because you've got a micropenis ? Are you compensating for that with all the guns and the chick in your avatar ? Are you a virgin who still lives in a basement ?
     
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    I have a flintlock gun that kinda works. Am I cool?
     
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    I have a pretty badass collection also
    My main rifle, a F***ING NERF VULCAN
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    For my pistol, I went classic with a NERF maverick
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    And your knife is a dinky piece of shit, ive got a NERF BATTLE AXE
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    FUCK WITH ME NOW, I DARE YOU
     
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    oh shit nigger what are you doing
     
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    That's bullshit.

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    SUCK ON MY GUN
     
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    The only thing I've photographed is my kukhri. I've also got an unsharpened one for practice, a katana, and an extendible baton. I almost bought a KaBar, but decided I had spent enough money at the barracks that day (though a sstl water bottle is probably more practical in a law and order society anyways). Those Nerf melee weapons look like they got some serious drunk potential. One day I plan on doing the backflips required to own a firearm in Massachusetts.
     
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    Is that the Heavy 1/4" one?

    I pro dealed in military/hunting cutlery for some years, I still keep some nice knives, swords and folders around
     
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    wow ur so cool i bet you have one testicle
     
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    Hitler and Napolean both had one testicle. Just sayin.
     
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    lol i bet they had HALF THE COME
     
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    lol it takes two of the worlds greatest minds to produce 1 whole load
     
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    .357 Magnum Custom Model 29

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    I like my home invaders like I like my sex partners.

    Dead.

    Saiga 12 gauge, for shooting down pterodactyls.

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    Ka-Bar, for dental hygiene.
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    Not enough for your thirst, I guess
     
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    JJJOOOOOEEEEEE! My nigga! Represent that 2nd Amendment, and fuck the haters!
     
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    You have no idea.:awesome:
     
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    Because my country doesn't trust its own people with weapons here is a lego Desert Eagle i bought off the internet.
    (not sure how that made it into the country)
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    AWESOME!
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    lol you sound so ignorant right here, just saying.
     
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    Thats ignorant, ignorant!
     
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    my autistic spurgeface brother calls me ignorant and when I ask him what it means, he says "IT MEANS YOU"
     
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