2 Things Will Ruin the Interesting of Love-making

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  1. Ashere
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    Not every girl will tell you what she doesn't like the ways of love-making. Because she has to take care of men with self - esteem. If you find her gradually "sexual ", then you need to look carefully at the following minefields you have stepped on!


    1. A random finger


    In the process of making love, some men feel too much energy for a long time, need to ease, or they want to change the posture. At this time, if they use the tongue instead of it is acceptable. But if it is replaced by a menacing finger, it is sometimes less flattering. Don't think it will bring her a pleasure if you force it with your fingers. At this time, you can use the bullet vibrator.


    2. Dirty body

    Some men may think that using water a little bit of their own can be, that is a big mistake. You know, when you're not getting an erection, you're a hotbed of bacteria. Do you think you can completely shake off the two shakes of the urine? Do you think you will not sweat in your underwear all day? So it's best to clean up the "weapons" you're going to use before every sex, and focus on cleaning the coronal. You know, women don't want to enjoy oral sex, because of the dirty body.
     
  2. Cassius Longinus

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  3. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    WTF lol.
    Copypasta'd from a vibrator ad in Albanian I'd wager.

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    But the only thing that gives me an erection is a hot bed of bacteria :(
     
  4. jujitsu

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    If a fuck is given. Rumor is lesbians have insanely smooth fingers, and short nails. I, on the other hand have horribly rough hands from working, and working out. I keep them away from [holes] unless i got a ton of lube, because I cant resist to finger a butt hole as im trying to finish. [2.] Cleanliness is godliness. simple as that. people tend to forget that while they're slutting it up, and if they do smell they smell like a rotten bowl movement. its called a quick shower
     
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  5. Likeicare

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  6. jujitsu

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    i feel like a virgin every day that i do not get laid.
     
  7. Likeicare

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  8. jujitsu

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    Mostly everyday. Unless I shoved out some cash. I can't kiss ass. I just cant do it.
     

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