2 faced cat breaks Guinness world record by not dying 12 years ago!

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  1. zaiger

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    Frank and Louie, from Massachussetts, can only see out of two of his three eyes but both of his noses work.


    A lot of you guys are two-faced pussies too so I thought you could identify :3

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  2. madh8r

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    Jesus christ bro where do you find this shit? That is a fucking walking abortion. That is a twisted nazi doctor byproduct. That is the offspring of a demon and a nightmare given flesh.
     
  3. zaiger

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    I personally think the cat should get the mask from Phantom of the Opera except for the left side of its face.
     
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    KITTEH!!!

    even a two faced cat is a cutie!
     
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    Its a two faced animal and its a cat.... Why hasn't Gamefreak thought of a pokemon like this? BULLSHIT, this is fucking awesome here.
     
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    No it's not a "cutie" it's a goddamn abombination
     
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    that's your opinion....
    to me, it's a kitteh
     
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    It's actually quite beautiful.
     
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    the kitty has monoscopic vision, haha
     
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    I can't bring myself to hate a cat.

    dawwwww.
     
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    Close enough!
     
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    double cute !
    aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww....
     
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    It looks like a feline version of a statue of Janus.
     
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    Which is probably why they refer to it as a Janus cat
     
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    No, they call it the Janus cat because they're assholes.
     
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    I'd hate to be woken up by that thing.
     
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    Oh god, I love it. I would've named it Harvey Dent, FTL.
     
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    Someone flunked on roman mythology...
     
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    If you saw a person like that, would you call them Janus? No, of course not. Because that would make you an asshole.
     
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    I'da put that thing down years ago
     
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    I would do, because that would make me quite few peg holes over those who are gawking and hollering most obvious and those who are denying it.
     
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    That cat is adorable.
     
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    make it so number one.
     
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    cool. where can I get one?
     
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    Dear god...