18 bottles of whiskey

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  1. Rev

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    I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twent-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

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  2. Bika

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    Whiskey sucks
     
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    How is dis all related 2 u havin a microcock revjuco?

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    btw you could have sold those bottles for like 5$ a pop wtf r u rich or something?
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    I was lurking in the basement while you drank them. I was that close to drinking the shit with you.
     
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    Nice copypasta from the Alcoholics Anonymous book.
     
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    Ty? Like this?

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