17 year old sells kidney for an iPad & iPhone...

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  1. Edgeworth

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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...325/Chinese-boy-sells-kidney-to-buy-iPad.html
     
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    That's shocking, because both the iPhone and iPad are shit.
     
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    Basically this. Now if it were a high quality product such as a Galaxy S II or Nexus...
     
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    or the fact that this was in China. This is news?
     
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    Spoons. Spoons everywhere.
     
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    You faceless fags make me cringe.
     
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    You'll get used to it.

    The cringing I mean. Not the facelessness.
     
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    Fair enough but I have to ask, is it some sort of statement or just laziness?
     
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    Laziness in the sense that I don't want to use a random image, don't want to use my usual avatar, but don't really want to spend the time and effort to make a new one yet. I will get around to it eventually.
     
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    I can't think of ANYTHING I would sell ANY of my body parts for, whether legal or not...maybe my legs for a time machine so I could travel to the future and play Halo 4...yeah yeah I know I play Halo....
     
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    Nobody would pay shit for your brain, just saying.
     
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    That's respectable. I wouldn't sell a kidney for it, but I can respect doing so.
     
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    I know. But that's good, because I want to keep all my idiocy to myself and poison the world with it >:)
     
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    Then, Apple will release newer models 10 days later...
     
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    isn't this like a year old?
     
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    Personally i would have sold my kidney for plane tickets out of China. Also Iphone is a Ipad are the same thing what an retard but at least he earned it instead of getting one from mommy and daddy ???
     
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    April 2011? this is the same boy, old news.
    It's just too bad the Ipad 2 doesn't have an App for renal dialysis.
    otherwise it would have been a good deal.

    Where do these Organs go? they get bought by white people not willing to wait on the organ waiting list, and who are able to afford surgery but do not have the money to afford to get priority transplant or to bribe a Western doctor properly, and not too ballsy enough to harvest from a crack whore, so they goto China and get organs off the cheap from the locals who find any money is allot of money. to the point where they sell non redundant vital organs.
    kidney costs 100 grand, in china it's 2 grand!
     
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    Dying of renal failure? Doesn't matter, got iPad.

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    .........NOT


    Yes, I've heard this a lot out of Chinese newspapers. When iPhone 4GS was out, there were stories of organs (and virginities) being sold. The factory that made Apple stuff is Chinese-based anyway.
     
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  24. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Sell your cock for an Iphone.
     
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    Sounds like a good idea for most of these guys, actually. Not like they're doing anything with it.
     
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    This. If he had any brains, he would have bought a ticket for Vancouver BC, where he could leach off the free health care. Even then, he'd still contribute more to society than Rootbrian ever could.
     
  27. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Well exactly, but does it really need saying?

    Of course nobody who goes apple uses their cock.
    NO NO A THOUSANDS TIMES NO! YOU'RE COCK IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS AN IPHONE SO SAYS STEVE JOBS THE DARK LORD AND SO IT IS WRITTEN.
     
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    Sure he may be dying of renal failure but look at it this way.

    he is gonna get so much Chinese hipster pussy.

    "yeah baby, I've got a Ipad AND a Iphone HURRRRRKK!"
     
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    At least you only need to take a piss AFTER sex, so he probably won't die till after he gets laid.
     
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    I'd like to know who hangs out at chatrooms and ask people for their organs.

    (Wang enters room TeenSeX!!!!)
    12inchCrImInAlKoCk420(23) Whispers to you; Hae Bro, I'll by one of your kidneys for 22,000 yuan, dealz?