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  1. zaiger

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    I am tired and want to go to bed but I have to wait up until 11:11 so that I can wish that the girl I am stalking will drop the restraining order and realize that she loves me. Everyone knows that 11:11 wishes on 11/11/11 are the most powerful wishes there are. Every 100 years the Jews get together and renew their wish to keep control over the world economy. What are you wishing for?
     
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    Fuck timezones, I missed magical wish time without even knowing about it.
     
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    Well 11:11 EST is in an hour and 57 minutes. Everyone knows EST is the only timezone that matters anyways.
     
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    I'm going to wish that I win the lottery.

    Oh wait, I already lost.
     
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    i'm wishing for an a good quality ED AE logo to appear in my ED.ch mailbox....
    :: crosses arms, taps foot & glares ::
     
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    Yeah, but how does it work? Do I have to actually be in the timezone for the wish to work.

    These are important questions, I would really love to participate in magical wish time.

    Also, can you tell people your wish, or is it like with the birthday candles/shooting stars? Doesn't Dr. Rice claim to know some mystical stuff, maybe we need to get him up in this.
     
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    NOOO, don't tell zaiger your wishes before it's clear if it makes them invalid or not.

    Because this might just be zaiger's evil scheme to rob you of your wishes. Zaiger is a disney villain.
     
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    My wish may be stupid, but I hope that on the even more magical day of December 21, 2012 that the world doesn't end, but that everyone who genuinely believes that the world will end, will all simultaneously die.
    That way, everybody wins.
     
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    Was there a story or tv show that popularized the 11:11 phenomenon?
    Because when I was a real little kid, I'd stay up to 11:11 pm and make a wish, or otherwise bask in the perfect aesthetics of the hour. It was something I can to doing on my own, without any outside influence. And once, back in the day, my close friend told me he did the same.

    Seriously - how is this whole thing so popular? What the fuck?

    * Also, I wish I could get as high again as I used to when I first started doing drugs (pot included.)
     
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    I'm wishing to be a great artist so I can sit on my ass and draw cartoons all day.and to fuck flu or the girl I love.I can't decide yet.
     
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    I wish my dog would stop raping me in my sleep.
     
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    my wish is for your dog to stop raping you in your sleep.
     
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    I wish Scumhooks dog would continue raping him in his sleep.
     
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    I wish that @scumhook 's dog would rape me in my sleep. I would post it on motherless.
     
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    Im gonna wish that nobodies wishes came true.
     
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    you're that desperate for money?is there a new six finger Korean sex midget on the market.?
     
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    I wish for unlimited wishes.
     
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    it's 11:11 on 11/11/11
     
  26. jack

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    Shut the fuck up cunt.
     
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    Why would I?
     
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    BECAUSE GOD IS TELLING YOU TOO.
     
  29. zaiger

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    I ended up wishing for better posters for this forum.
     
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    That's like wishing for all Jews to be generous. :|