1000th post

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Sugar Bombs, Jul 6, 2012.

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1000th post! How should I celebrate?

  1. By killing myself

    27.3%
  2. Going out and being whorish with strange men

    51.5%
  3. Interspecies erotica show

    48.5%
  4. Getting wasted and crying myself to sleep

    45.5%
  5. Nothing, who gives a shit, seriously

    39.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Sugar Bombs

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    Daddy

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    I'm a fucking loser.

    Thought I would take this fabulous occasion to tell you all what I think about you.
    @a.t. - Forgettable
    @Lord Raptor - furry
    @SomeIdiot - sells his body to his own grandmother, probably gay
    @Rev Junco - riddled with AIDS and can't put the fork down
    @CallMeMaggot - fingers his asshole while typing to men, Sting impersonator
    @Solution - hangs around truck stop bathrooms for dates, sucks the cum out of used condoms
    @Zozmal - burn victim
    @Akula - Sinead O'Connor.
    @Khanzer - human
    @endsenten - jerks off to Back to the Future
    @Atomic_Joe - dumb fucking redneck, likes to be pegged with a studded strap-on by Khate
    @MrGask - offers children rides on his bicycle and they're never heard from again
    @Trixie - very nice lady with saggy tits, probably can't read past a 2nd grade level
    @Rock - nigger
    @Ronny - ABOOBITY BOBBITY BIBBIDY BOO! Greece is for fags
    @Stormtrooper - has rug burns on her face and the tears of her victims on her vagina
    @Dr. Rice - white-knighting gender-confused princess of the castle
    @Lyle - child molester, possible zoophile
    @Bottom Feeder - AY AY AY AY! ARRIBA ARRIBA! probably a field worker.
    @jack - small man syndrome
    @Die In A Fire - angry black woman with a penis
    @$$Trooper - meth addict and connoisseur of shit nobody cares about
    @Aroukar - wizened dude who thinks light bulbs are pretty neat
    @Ghost People - whore
    @ExplosiveDiareah - underground inflatable sex doll jockey
    @PerpetuallyAroused - jerks his wang to Disney Rule 34
    @Magnum - druggie piece of shit who likes fat, hairy chicks
    @skylerconcarne - druggie piece of shit who likes Jew broads
    @Flu - druggie piece of shit that I'd like to make comic books/video games with (might be gay)
    @Helix - druggie piece of shit who likes good music ( also probably gay)
    @oddguy - sheep fucker.
    @scumhook - fingers Koalas and sniffs the aftermath, actually does look like Rosie O'Donnell
    @minty - midget prostitute with GhoniherpisyphilAIDS
    @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 - cocktease
    @Killerratte - interest-grabbing ability of a turnip, penis of a mosquito

    If I forgot anyone... Well, I forgot about you, so you didn't make much of an impression on me.
     
  2. skylerconcarne

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    ... I think you may have PerpA and DIAF mixed up...
     
  3. Die In A Fire

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    Presutable Woard

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    Yeah that and the penis parts :nyan:
     
  4. Sugar Bombs

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    I calls em like I sees em.
     
  5. Die In A Fire

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    Presutable Woard

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    Then you're blind :3
     
  6. Sugar Bombs

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    What?
    [​IMG]
     
  7. minty

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    i may be a midget prostitute, but i'm clean
     
  8. oddguy

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    The Prime Memeister

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    :D
     
  9. Khanzer

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    EDF official mascot

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    Oh you

    Also I'm not in that list because are you jelly of my friendship with The Member Formerly Known As Baya?
     
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    So I am a white knighting, gender confused princess? That is cool I guess.
     
  11. Sugar Bombs

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    I forgot about you, honestly.
    We never talk like we used to.
    We used to frolic in the waves together.
    What happened to us? :(
     
  12. Khanzer

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    I'm addict to Skyrim right now so I'm not so active with the forum :(
     
  13. a.t.

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    >people celebrate stuff and tag people
    >ill never be tagged
    tfw:(

    btw congrats
     
  14. MrGask

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    I would just like to state for the record that these accusations are unfounded and unwitnessed.
     
  15. oddguy

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    Shut the fuck up @a.t.
    :D
     
  16. Lyle

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    You forgot to mention @Trixie has the shoulders a handegg player would be envy of.
     
  17. a.t.

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    tagged by only frend *trears*
     
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  19. oddguy

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    The Prime Memeister

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    :(
    Will this hug make you feel better:
    :hug:
    ?
     
  20. CallMeMaggot

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  21. SomeIdiot

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    congrats bff
     
  22. Lyle

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    That's a tiny asshole, not hard on the eyes at all. @Ronny you getting this?
     
  23. MrGask

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    Goddammit EDF, the clear choice is INTERSPECIES EROTICA SHOW!

    *IT HAS "SHOW" IN THE NAME!
     
  24. oddguy

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    I vothed "Getting wasted and crying myself to sleep ", but now I wanna change my vote since i'm pretty sure you already do that every night.
     
  25. CallMeMaggot

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    Exactly

    EDF, u used to be cool...
     
  26. minty

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    i voted for the top four
    she could go out and get whorish, engage in interspecies erotica, get drunk and cry to sleep, and then wake up the next day and kill herself.
     
  27. Sugar Bombs

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  28. a.t.

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    I voted EVERYTHING
     
  29. FührerReloaded

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    BTW guys, what is an *cough*interspecies erotica*cough* show?
     
  30. Sugar Bombs

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    Me too, BFFs!