10 Things I've learned from weeaboos

Discussion in 'Video Games & Weeaboo Shit' started by worldofwhorecraft, Nov 27, 2011.

  1. worldofwhorecraft

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    1) Don't ever admit that you took Japanese in high school
    2) Don't ever admit that you watch anime even if you've been into it for over a decade
    3) Don't ever wear your anime character hats in public
    4) Don't ever not shower
    5) Don't ever talk about how the series is better in Japanese, no matter how butchered the English version may be
    6) Don't ever eat Pocky or drink Ramune in public
    7) Don't ever glomp strangers, but giving your close friends a hug with a running start is acceptable... unless they are rape victims
    8) Don't ever read manga out in public
    9) Don't ever start a conversation with someone smothered in grease and acne no matter how cool you think it is that they are representing your favorite anime on their t-shirt
    10) And last but not least, don't ever wear cat ears. Ever.
     
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    I think it's acceptable to eat ramen in public, but the rest is true.
     
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    I facepalmed hard.

    Ramune soda Ramen noodles
     
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    If I'm sort of asian and into animu am I a weeabo or just a retard? I can't make the distinction.
     
  5. Thayora

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    Those things are acceptable as well around here.
     
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    Also,never go to an anime convention.
    if you know there is one being held in your area,Do everything you can to avoid it.
     
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    More like generic noodles.
     
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    Ramen is more of a basement dweller thing than a weeaboo fetish.
     
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    I've heard of people eating Ramen just because it's cheap (even though regular noodles cost about the same) and all flavors of it taste exactly the same no matter what it says on the box
     
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    Ramen is actually more expensive here, 'coz you know hurr imported.

    ...and the fact that it's being glorified by weebs here
     
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    so wait, they're charging MORE for something that has the flavor and nutritional value of cardboard than for something that's actually halfway healthy, just because basement dwellers with no lives and boners for Haruhi think it's cool.
     
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    I learned that pedophilia is cute and in no way morally objectionable.
     
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    a staple of those shitty maid cafes with sea niggers working as maids (this is somewhat redundant)
     
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    Normal, socially acceptable people know this already.
     
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    This is what I was thinking: all of this is common sense. Not so common after all, I guess.
     
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    How am I supposed to find my Loli Waifutm without going to conventions?
     
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    I've gone to a convention before. I have to say that the turn out is great and the people there are really friendly and it's generally a good time had by all. While most of the people attending would be in the "Teen" age-range, they still bring a lot to the table. Fatties were almost non-existant and the costumes were really well-done, even the shoddy hand-made ones actually looked decent. I was even shocked at the level of courtesy the Weebs that attended had as they did indeed seem to shower. Dear God I am so thankful that I live in the North-East and the convention is attended by people who can at least AFFORD to look halfway decent.
     
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    Oh yeah and cool people like KC Green also attend, so high-fiving him was the high-light of my day, next to getting into a heated argument as to whether changing the grips on a 1911 is cool or not (it is).
     
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    I've learned one thing from Weeaboo's

    TWO NUKES AND ONE NEAR NUCLEAR MELTDOWN WAS NOT ENOUGH!!!!

    It's acceptable just don't call it FUCKIN RAMEN, ONLY FAGGOTS CALL IT RAMEN, It's NOODLES, MING GORING!!!! ETC!!!!
     
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    And for the love of God don't try speaking Japanese. You'll sound like a fake gringo who watched a single dubbed anime and you magically know the entire language.
     
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    Ramen is more expensive
     
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    Gaymen.

    Noodles are horrible food, they cause bloating and will make you shit 20 times a day.
    FUCK RAMEN.
     
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    mfw I fall for cat ear girls easily, even if they aren't that attractive
    :noes:
     
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    i know that feel
     
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    oh yeah... catgirls.

    I've never been able to place what it is about cat ears and a tail that inexplicably makes me like the content. I probably never will figure it out either
     
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    Where the hell do you live? I have seen it as cheep as 8 for a pound.
     
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    I learned that I'll have to use that.
     
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    you're both furfags
     
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    it takes more than ears and a tail to make a furry, although I'll admit it's getting close
     
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    I've done all of these back in school and for some reason this made the students like me better. They liked it when I shared my (Strawberry) Pocky with them, and apparently cat ears labled you as 'kinky'. I still do some of it, and it usually leads to me being taken out on a date or meeting someone new.