10 Things Black People Wish for Christmas

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  1. Maddog

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    You know, Christmas is coming, you all should be good and look at 10 things black people wish for Christmas.

    1. don't call us niggers. don't even mention skin color. black is not good, african american is better.

    2. don't call us welfare queens

    3. don't ask us if we like chicken or if we eat at KFC. completely untrue

    4. when you sit near a black person in the subway, please don't cover your nose and hide your purse. it's disrespectful.

    5. don't presume most prison population is black because blacks are criminals.

    6. when you are in a dark alley and you see a black guy with his penis in his hand, don't yell "rape". you are being rude

    7. don't ask a black person about his/her IQ

    8. when you see a black kid on a cool bike near your house, don't check your garage. you are being impolite.

    9. don't say gangsta rap is shit even if you do own a doctorate degree in music.

    10. don't ask what the black guy is doing in your house, maybe he's injured and he wants to call 911.

    Wrong_location_nigger_exploitable.
     
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    Fuck you, "OP is a faggot" would have been more gentle.
     
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    Why did all the elementary school kids get immediate access to Heaven?

    Because they were all...holy.