10 crazy laws in germany

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  1. Cyber Nazi

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    1 if you going to have sexual activities you will need to fill out a sex tax form before you fuck someone.. or even fap... sex tax rate is 30%

    2 if you drink foreign beer in germany you would have to pay further tax of 10%

    3 you are only allowed to flush the toilet 4 times a day... anymore than that you would have to goto jail

    4 legal drinking age is 40

    5 anyone that is homeless they would have to face a death penalty..

    6 faggots would have to face death penalty too

    7 so does niggers

    8 jews

    9 any other religions

    10 and justin beiber fans
     
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    I'm pretty sure those are not proper laws in Germany.
     
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    11: Good Germans? That totally wasn't us
     
  6. Enig

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    84) Nazis.
     
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    i'm thinking of restarting "The Hitler youth"... thought ?
     
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    Any country with no faggots, jews, or niggers, is a good country to me. The only downside is I'd have to wear fucking sandals with socks, what am I, a German?
     
  12. Enig

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    Replace "Hitler Youth" with "Sheen Warlords".
     
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    hay ! congratulations !
    your the first person to ever call me a "sheen" !

    i feel you goy's aren't diversifying your racial slurs enough.
    in the words of uncle ruckus:
    "next time you wanna call a nigger a coon,call that jungle barnie a porch monkey instead."
     
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    Nah, I think this is what you were thinking. LOL!
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    why would want 2 drink foreign beer

    german beer is top notch

    also i heard wearing a nazi uniform could land you in hot water

    sux

    or is it cold water

    w,e
     
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    Why is this thread back ?
    Why am i getting alerts from it ?