1 Year Later

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Andria Kilgore, Sep 11, 2012.

  1. Andria Kilgore

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    I'm still on ED and still going strong

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    JEWS DID WTC!
     
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    Well done!!!!

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    To the tune of "Halelujah"

    Maaaarrrrriiiiaaaaaannnnnaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

    Maaaarrrrriiiiaaaaaannnnnaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

    I saw her on the kitchen floor, i shat myself and closed the door
    She said "You don't get much pussy, doo yaaah"?


    Leonard Cohen can go fuck his Jew ass.

    @Sugar Bombs
    @Flu
    @Moscow
    @oddguy (haiku is also acceptable)

    Poets of EDF (and I know i've forgotten YOU, so don't fucking get offended, just jump in), add to my shitty beginning, if you see fit.

    In honour of Magnum. Our sweet fucked up bundle of joy.
     
  6. Moscow

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    I've heard there's a troll technique
    That Magnum used to plague the weak,
    But you don't really care for drama, do you?
    It goes like this
    you get her pissed
    then win her trust, you get the jist
    The autistic magnum trolling mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana

    his faith was strong but he needed more
    and E D F he began to bore
    and slowly, slowy he became unfunny
    she obsessed him
    she drew him in, with her own gravitational spin
    while magnum sang again how he'd trolled mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana

    Secretly he fell in love
    though up in heaven god above
    knew only why on earth he'd want to bang her
    he couldn't win
    denial set in
    But he knew that he wanted Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana


    Ev'ry day he fapped to her tits
    even though they gave us the shits
    they're a sight I wish I could forget, don't you-oo?
    And when the buttplug moved in him
    he was engaged in the mortal sin
    of fantasising about mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana

    eventually god above
    was sick at heart, he's seen enough
    and he resolved to fix this sorry business
    In the dark and dead of night
    he stuck her down with a holy blight
    leaving a cold and broken Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana

    He heard the news
    He was distraught
    for now who's filth would fill his sorry day-ays ?
    With no reason left for him to live
    an heroic exit, all he had left to give
    Magnum resolved to joi-in Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana

    He had the gun held to his head
    About to fill his skull with lead
    When from the swirling drama seas aro-ose
    a herpes ridden filthy tart,
    Who right away stole magnums heart
    at last, a new skank to ado-ore.
    And though at last he did move on
    and even though she was long gone
    redirected to kittens, He's never forgotten Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mariana, Mariana
    Mari-an-ah-ha-ha-hahaha-haaaaaaaaaa
     
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    Fucking work of art.
     
  8. Andria Kilgore

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    That song needs to be recorded.
     
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    @Moscow would sound a bit like Leonard Cohen if he gargled acid for a bit.

    @Helix - can u sing? u could lay down a Tom Waits style track.
     
  10. Moscow

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    I ah, don't do singing, it's really not my forte. I can carry a tune about as well as you can carry soup in a colander.

    maybe minty or one of our other creative types could have a go at it?
     
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    hey @minty - can you sing as well as you can write (i.e. shithouse)?
     
  12. minty

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    AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




















    no
     
  13. Mgs

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    I've been here for too long...
     
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    Yes you have.
     
  15. Helix

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    hell no, lol. I wouldn't dare sing in front of an audience, but you can fucking bet that I could make up a pretty decent guitar track.
     
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  17. Andria Kilgore

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    Her vagina reeks, she herself reeks of hair relaxer and cheap perfume, and she is a 300-pound negress.
     
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    HERPES DID WTC!
     
  20. Andria Kilgore

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    Andria Kilgore's creepy cock vampire face did WTC!

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    Get the fuck in here, TackyElwood! @FlamingTofuSquare
     
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    Your mom did WTC.
     
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  26. Andria Kilgore

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    Your vagina did WTC.
     
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    I see a match made in the darkest pits of hell heaven.

    can ii be the flowergirl????
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Idk if this is good or bad, but sure it's creepy.