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  1. Solution

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    Hello Ediots
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    Welcome to the Official Thread of EDMed
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    Mission: To offer free medical consultation and advice to all NgrFgt's by leveraging the professional experience of our staff and a vast network of unwitting ILR RN's, APRN's, PA's, DPT's, DO's, PsyD and physicians duped into providing the the best advice to keep you alive and well enough to come back here to remember just how much of a try-hard, attention whoring fgt cunt you are for years to come!

    Feel free to post any of your medical concerns, questions and comments, check out the following reviews from some of our valued clients:

    "My balls hurt real bad, I mean they still do but thanks to EDMed I can now only get off if I press my boy bits on to an incandescent light bulb" - @j15m

    "My feet hurt, I love the D, can't live without it" @wretchedgretchen

    Also don't be afraid to PM @Solution or @Radha the Buttwhisperer if you are a shy soyboi pussy, no worries you can get the loving too!
     
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    I found out i dont have hep c, i was just paranoid from the weed.
     
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  4. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    I'm here, I'm queer but never fear,

    We will work to clear
    All those bad gears...

    Ah fuck ok lol. But yeah, hit us up here or wherever, we got the brains to maybe help fix yours.

    :DD

    We also do asses, urethras and all other orifices.

    But toenails will cost ya
     
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    Kinda like WebMD but with more dick jokes and by policy we don't default telling cancer that they have cancer.
     
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    I have violet bouts of nausea and blurred vision when I think of Gretchy's ginger pubes and weird penis
     
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  7. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Also alot more buttstuff.

    Cuz webMD don't go up the booty like we do when we on duty ;)
     
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    Sounds like penis veritgo.

    @Solution ur opinion?
     
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    Typical response to gretal exposure.
    Two clear treatment paths:
    1. Beat your kangaroo to Gretchy's mutilated ginger bit's until you become desensitized
    2. Take three tumblr_o6oovyOky51up20sqo5_500. every 6-8hr with food, if symptoms persist: get fucked you cunt.
     
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    Those tits confuse, frighten n inspire.
    This treatment course is back up by evidence based practice and has seen good results.

    This is called flooding do it.
     
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    Is there a cure for EDF?
     
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    Your old ass knows damn well the power of the lil blue pill
    how-am-i-supposed-to-masterbate-with-this-thing-staring-30338853.
     
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    Bad fupa tattoo will cure u old son.

    You know that wouldn't deter even half the fuckers here. It would damn well encourage em actually....


    Btw we also specialize in large animal husbandry so come all ye furfags.

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    We can't fix u but we can tell u how to change ur filth crusted suits.
     
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    How many breasts have u encountered without nipples praytell?
     
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    Know @scumhook and what little I know about Australia I probably wouldn't be.
     
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    Do you guys believe there is irreparable damage caused by taking prescription drugs as a child (such as Amphetamines or Ritalin) or even, to a lesser degree taking anti depressants as an adult?
     
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    That is interesting and unexpected.


    So ok I will field this best I can (@Solution is better with the brain chem meds, I'm the body weirdo) but firstly: does this question stem from any fears u may have regarding exposure you may have had to these meds? No judgements, just curious.


    Secondly, irreparable damage? Define it? Damage developmentally to the child in growth terms (it didn't shrink yo dick Kuku, that's just a joke from God) or altering of brain chemistry?

    I will answer better after sleep.
     
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    Yes, altering brain chemistry. imo it can permanently affect the reward center of the brain resulting in ya kids turning into yours truly ~ ~ ~ ~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    I feel like the overload of monoamine neurotransmitters caused by continuous use of stimulants in a child can definitely affect them later.

    As a child I was prescribed 5, 10, to 20mg of Adderall 2-3 times a day, and occasionally my dosages would abruptly stop, causing me to become lethargic, depressed and agitated even though I was normally an extremely hyperactive and motivated child. I wasn't sure why I'd feel that way at the time. But I've started to believe recently that this could've possibly jump started my addictions and most of the issues i've had to deal with my life.

    I'm not trying to get into the psychology of it all or whatever, I'm more interested in the physical effects medication can have on a childs neurochemistry. I know maybe that's a bit out there, but even if ya aren't a pro at it I'd like to know someone elses input on that.

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    Ever since then
     
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    Also is there any tell tale signs and symptoms of liver damage asides from Jaundice? Or is that something you just need to be blood-tested for?

    What about kidney damage/failure? What are things I should be looking out for?

    I usually google this stuff, but then there's 20 different symptoms that I start believing I have and it ends up just me working myself up.

    What's the best things I can do/eat for kidney/liver health. (not smoking, drinking and exercise are obvious ones)
     
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    @kurisu I'm the pharmacist, and you are fucked. Your dopamine is forever warped by bad doctor practices.

    So far as jaundice and kidney shit goes, watch yer poop. Light colored fatty stools mean you are dying. Any yellowing of the pupils or skin could be jaundice, and if you start peeing blood you know your kidneys are fucked.

    You can take milk thistle for liver health, and drink lots of cranberry juice for your kidneys. The pancreas is the one I'd worry about the most though.
     
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    I'm not sure if that's sarcasm, but yeah I pretty much figured that out a while ago. I don't think it's ethical to prescribe children mind altering substances that potentially have life long consequences. From a young age I felt as if amphetamines drained the soul out of my body. I think the best option i could go with would be to abstain from using drugs/alcohol to see if there'd be an improvement.

    but fuck dat lol

    Light colored fatty doodoo? Sometimes I have those, but I don't think it's concerning :confused:

    What about foul smelling urine? Every time after a big drinking binge my pee smells weird af but it's never too dark.
    maybe I'm just a hypochondriac.

    I'm worried about the sugar in cranberry juice, maybe I'll just get some pharmaceutical/medical grade cranberry supplements or something.
     
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    I do know that meth WILL permanently fuck your shit. That's why most people never really recover from long term usage. Ritalin is basically Meth-4-Kidz so if you used it for years I'd say you're probably fucked.

    Or maybe you just have a thyroid issue.
     
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    Oh this has always been on my mind.

    @Solution is it true that niggas sometimes carry tampons on them in combat to temporary plug up bullet wounds?
    or was everyone just fucking with us boots?

    Couldn't that potentially cause toxic shock syndrome?
     
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    Um I think if you have a bullet wound the size of a vagina in you you're probably already dead.
     
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    Every drug has side effects and sure they can be damaging but to what degree of permanence depends on a lot of factors.
    That said, there is a general consensus that appropriately dosed stimulant therapy in the pediatric population does not effect physiological development over the long term.
    Being psychoactive they do, however, carry a risk of psychological malady. This is why it is recommended that all drugs used to treat behavioral issues/effect perception are ancillary with an evidence-based cognitive therapy.
    The brain is incredibly plastic, able the change physically, functionally, and chemically throughout life; it is able to adapt to all manner of damage and/or "miswiring".
    Brass Tax:
    If you were asking the questions for a validation of your behavioral short comings not being your fault, sorry broham, your just a finger pointing shit bag.
    If you legitimately want to improve yourself-Yay Hope- get your ass into therapy a learn the necessary copping mechanisms and tricks to right your perceptional boat.
    https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists
    Look for one board certified in MBCT.
    Jaundice would be the fist clinical sign but that's tricky, not all bilirubin build-up is due to liver issues. Really all the symptoms could be attributed to a host of other pathologies, the best practice is to seek medical help if you have the following:
    1. Chest pain
    2. Shortness of breath
    3. Non-exertion induced rapid heart rate
    4. Persistent (+3 days) swelling of the hands and feet, urgent if on more than one limb
    5. Inconsistent bowel movements: density, color and frequency
    6. Petechiae, it presents like a rash
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    if in doubt press a transparent glass cup against the rash if it does not fade away but remains through the glass get your ass tho the emergency room.

    If you are concerned with your liver health the best course is life style changes...... lol yeah, ya old no will power having ass, take this:
    https://www.amazon.com/Himalaya-LiverCare-Cleanse-Capsules-Supply/dp/B000H87TIG
     
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