††† OFFICIAL THREAD OF The.surgeon †††

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  1. Suiseiseki

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    There are many of those quotes that keeps the surgeon inspired about his job, they also help him jump these large obstacles in life.

    Fortunately, the quotes have been released to the public to help inspire fellow surgeons.

    "At 10, I was intrigued by surgery, I wanted to be surgeon for a long time. I love doctor shows and surgery shows. Blood is not an issue for me. I even took pictures once of me getting my blood taken."

    "Dr Babanga, my local doctor, recommended that I should perhaps try superflex before and after breakfast."

    "Humanity abhors, above all things, a vacuum in itself, and your class will be cut off from humanity as the ?surgeon slowly cuts the cancer and alien growth from the body."

    Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired
    Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired
    Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired
    Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired

    Love The.surgeon or die
     
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    "My surgeon often used to present his fine tools before I felt the effect of anesthetic; not only did this calm me down but it was truly visible on how inspired the surgeon is about his job"
     
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    "Just the actual physical ability to hold four instruments simultaneously and do some of the things that he was able to do is mind blowing to any surgeon." - The patient is waving. Fantastic.

    "I met the surgeon - he offered me a cigarette."

    "Let me alone: I have yet my legs and one arm. Tell the surgeon to make haste and his instruments. I know I must lose my right arm, so the sooner it's off the better. "

    Fantastic. The surgeon raised an eyebrow
    Fantastic. The surgeon raised an eyebrow
    Fantastic. The surgeon raised an eyebrow
    Fantastic. The surgeon raised an eyebrow
    (the patient offered the surgeon for a cup of coffee) - excellent
     
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    Whilst the surgeon eagerly waits on his next patient you can see the inspiration, satisfaction, determination and brilliance in his face. The surgeon may seem like a fierce creature on choosing his next instrument to use on the patient, and his discussion on the patients ability to take long strides in his future walk of life. Not only does he predict the patients future lifestyle, he predict's the excellence of his close friends; the instruments. The instruments that the surgeon relys on also rely on the surgeon's future, life, cutting-time and inspiration.

    Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired
    Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired
    Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired
    Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired
     
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    "the surgeon was a masterpeice upon all masterpieces in life, such as the Moan Lisa or Snake Charm. The surgeon was similar to a transparent bulb in that you could see the 'guts' of the bulb and get an idea on how it may function, but, you can NEVER predict on when it may fiz.

    "I would like to see the day when somebody would be appointed the surgeon somewhere who had no hands, for the operative part is the absolute least part of the work."
     
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    Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired
    Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired
    Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired
    Fantastic, the surgeon is inspired
     
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    Fantastic, the surgeon is delighted
    Fantastic, the surgeon is delighted
    Fantastic, the surgeon is delighted
    Fantastic, the surgeon is delighted
    (The patient is smiling) - excellent