buckle up buckaroos
shit on your own dick
I wish they were rhinoceroses instead.
Always have plenty of green vegetables and whole grains in your diet.
are you offering me to fuck your ass and you'll suck it clean
take up swimming and only use your arms
who could have predicted that this would happen to someone who uses as troll forum as their personal blog
This is clearly where things were headed tbh.
feels like 1996 though
you will never experience being a kid when the nintendo 64 was new
me in 1996:
I don't know what a jiffy lube is but I always change my own. You drove an hour with zero oil and seized your shit. And you drove with the light...
That's doomer not boomer man
the 30 year old boomer meme is literally about me
The mayor of a South Carolina town believed she was the target of a hate crime after cars belonging to her and her husband were dusted with a...
Come flying out of bed at 4:45AM
Shit and piss
Drink coffee, eat cereal
Make 2 sammiches
Go to work
Spit in the face of nature, engage...